There Are No More Good Things
The New Yorker – October 9, 2018

Why I’ll Never Be Replaced by a Robot
The New Yorker – July 21, 2018

If you See Something, Say Something
Points in Case – May 15, 2018

I’m Jeff Bezos, and I’m Your Dad Now
The New Yorker – January 26, 2018

You Hit the Paywall, You Stupid Fucking Idiot
Splitsider – January 15, 2018

Other Groups That Steve Bannon Recently Joined
Esquire – February 8, 2017

The Rules of this Board Game are Long, But Also Complicated
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – January 31, 2017

Welcome to Sin News: Journalism for Digital Millenials Who Want the Truth
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – November 30, 2016

Now That the Election is Over, I Have Some Questions About “Westworld”
The New Yorker – November 17, 2016

Scene’s From Iconic Films Hastily Rewritten So That They Pass the Bechdel Test
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – March 2, 2016

How You Can Still Have Your Pudding if You Don’t Have your Meat
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – December 4, 2015

Famous Authors Write Pieces About Famous Authors Writing About Modern Things
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – May 15, 2015

Which Day Does Cinco de Mayo Fall on For the Next 13 Years?
Above Average – May 5, 2015

My First Job in Comedy
The New Yorker – January 9, 2015
With: Luke Burns

Would You Like to Buy a Sack of Bees?
Splitsider – October 27, 2014

Plot Summaries of Episodes of Friends Edited for Syndication in Belarus
Funny or Die –  March 14, 2014

FAQ: Common Misconceptions About the Fire Department
Splitsider – March 3, 2014
With: Luke Burns

All Purpose Fill-in-the-Blanks Senate Eulogy
Washington Monthly – November/December 2013
With: West Wing Writers

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – November 17, 2012

North Korea’s Most Controversial Standup Comic Performs At The People’s Shack of Laffs
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – December 3, 2009
With: Luke Burns

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